Words to (Not) Live By (the hacker returns)

Hello again, the happy hacker is back. When we're all together, we're not necessarily all there, as you can tell by some of my favorite quotes from this summer. Enjoy!

"Don't pick up the toilet." Jon

"The problem is that my mind moves faster than my brain." Lisa

"I think my favorite gadget in the world is that egg decapitator." Val

"I refuse! I refuse to be un-hopping on counters!" Lisa

"Any day that I don't confuse the ketchup with the Bloody Mary mix is a good day." Natalie (while babysitting)

"You can't be betrothed before you're potty trained." Jon